Scientific Definition
Metrics that look good without indicating business value.
Plain-English Definition
Metrics that look good without indicating business value.
Feynman Explanation
Pageviews aren't profits.
Core Principle
Metrics that look good without indicating business value.
Mechanisms
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Metrics that look good without indicating business value.
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Strategy distorted by what's flashy in board decks.
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Inputs (Triggers)
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Outputs (Behaviors)
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Behavioral Signature
Pageviews aren't profits.
Examples
- Social-media follower counts, app downloads, MAUs without context.
- Strategy distorted by what's flashy in board decks.
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Famous Experiments
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Design Principles
- Pair every vanity metric with a value metric.
Measurement Approaches
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Evidence
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The Perverse Incentive Lens™
How this behavior is exploited — and how to redesign around it.
- Pair every vanity metric with a value metric.
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Interactive Mini Network
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Knowledge Graph Neighbors
Auto-linked to the rest of the Human Behavior Taxonomy by family, domain, dimension, and shared keywords.
Earn-outs designed to retain founders often demotivate the team they bought.
Funnels rewarded for new logos under-invest in retention and lifetime value.
Cuts that lift margin this quarter erode product quality and brand equity over years.
Narrowly tied bonuses get gamed; people optimize the metric, not the underlying goal.
Re-hires often get raises larger than internal promotions.
Pay tied to stock price encourages short-term price management.
CEO pay tied to size rewards deal-making even when acquisitions destroy value.
Sales forecasts under-set to ensure attainment bonus.
Capital tied to growth rates funds unsustainable scaling and unit-economics denial.
Managers measured by team size grow teams beyond need.
Awards reward visible novelty; quiet excellence goes unrecognized.
Innovation programs designed to signal innovation, not to produce it.